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ID CATEGORY FROM PHRASE
411   EDIT Ron A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed. (from a CNN article)
395   EDIT Mike Surely, death will visit your ancestors.
317   EDIT Mike But as for me and my household, we will be served by PCs. (So true, Tanker Bob!)
315   EDIT Kristin It is only harrassment if you don't do it right.
314   EDIT Kristin You know me... if it's contractable, I'm gonna contract it!
313   EDIT Kristin The majority of bulls are not milk cows. (Only a majority??)
304   EDIT Kristin I don't understand how she can make such a good yellow, and mess up the color of Poo(h)
303   EDIT Ron Lately, his butt hasn't been as sensitive as it used to be. (The scary part is, he was referring to his dog...)
299   EDIT Mike Sorry, I didn't mean to manhandle your altoids...
298   EDIT Mike You gotta enjoy it, those creamy middles only come once in a while!
297   EDIT Mike I need to go take off these pants - they're cutting off the blood to my brain.
296   EDIT Mike What did tornadoes sound like before freight trains existed?
292   EDIT Mike Anytime you feel upset, you can just keep squeezing your sheep until the stress goes away.
279   EDIT Mike When I look at him and think that when he sweats his freckles are going to melt off and drip in my face, well, that's a problem. (How's that for advice on dating?)
278   EDIT Mike Will Codus Interruptus keep me from getting too many child processes?
277   EDIT Mike Houston, we have a Whaley...
276   EDIT Mike Man, what a shocking screw that was!
273   EDIT Mike Uh yo, I know you got wicked sweet boogahs.
272   EDIT Mike Salad is not food. Salad is what food eats. (Thanks for the tip, Ruchelle!)
258   EDIT Mike Well, the problem is that I'm not sure that I'd recognize crap the same way that you'd recognize crap.
257   EDIT Mike No, you don't wanna eat my whoopie pie!!
256   EDIT Mike Hey! Would you like to buy my Wookie?
255   EDIT Mike Guess what... your snippets are showing!!
254   EDIT Jes Never pet a burning dog. (in the tips from Warcraft II)
253   EDIT Mike Tell your friend going to boot camp to remember they can do a lot of things to him, but they can't eat him.
246   EDIT Jes fear of butt fat
245   EDIT Mike Florida is not a Banana Republic... (Peter Jennings on ABC Nightly News, 12/13/00)
242   EDIT Mike I think sailboats are made out of ducks, since they always hang out around water and they go south for the winter.
241   EDIT Mike I get it without bad words and no breasts!!
240   EDIT Jes Add a layer of wilted onions. (hmm...nope, i don't think i want to eat that...)
239   EDIT Jes My dog eats flies... (Thanks, Ethan...)
238   EDIT Jes Well, why did you stuff your Norn down my pants??
237   EDIT Mike I got a good deal, although the mean car managers tried to screw me, being a young blonde girl.
236   EDIT Jes Fluttering just doesn't cut it.
235   EDIT Mike I bit my daddy!!
234   EDIT Jes It is as if the great-snow tiger of suckiness has raped my sister. (found on The Spark (www.thespark.com))
233   EDIT Jes You have to dare to suck in order to be good. (as said by Ricky Martin, which actually explains a lot...)
232   EDIT Jes When I laugh, it doesn't work anymore!
231   EDIT Ron Don't blame me. I didn't buy the sheep.
230   EDIT Jes You need to talk about your dog using adult language! (something that came out of my writing professor's mouth..)
229   EDIT Mike I'd just feel a lot better if you didn't vote. It's for the good of the country. (Fine then, I'll vote for Snoopy.)
224   EDIT Mike WHY? Because I am the one and only Bitchmaster!!! All bitching must have my permission! (I'm not sure if this new title is helping or hurting my status here...)
223   EDIT Mike If it's good - spread it!
218   EDIT Jes There's only one way to find out about ostrich twat, Mike.
217   EDIT Mike Manatees just remind me of fat ladies' legs.
216   EDIT Mike Coat and tie events should be outlawed!!
215   EDIT Mike Your request has been denied by Balthor the Evil SMTP god. (Sent by my Postmaster...)
208   EDIT Mike You know, you've got the floppiest elephants I've ever seen.
207   EDIT Jes Play with Big Dog. He loves you.
200   EDIT Jes What they do is squirt juice on the box, and it dissolves and that's how they get out. (found in an email from Mike..)
198   EDIT Mike I suck? No, YOU suck!! Well, I sucked last time!
197   EDIT Mike You know something about HTML, right? (Said to Mike as he sat in front of a computer with Cold Fusion, Fireworks and three windows of source code open…)
193   EDIT Jes 'Mike will let me do it!'.…'Well, Mike's a whore!!'
192   EDIT Jes Sometimes small s**t is cool. I'm not sure what exactly, but something.
191   EDIT Mike I pass server variables faster than kidney stones!
188   EDIT Mike We're not a plague - we're an affliction!
178   EDIT Jes If there were really really dumb things shaped like people, I don't think I would feel bad about eating them… (As said by jes, in a discussion about eating animals..)
160   EDIT Mike Friends don't do friends... sorry!! (Overheard from the gals at work)
159   EDIT Mike Psychiatrists should deliver babies, because they're fragile and don't deal well with the outside world. (Said by an asleep friend who did not even remember saying it!)
157   EDIT Mike It's just like the Cold War, as long as everyone has the ability to squirt, nobody actually will!
156   EDIT Mike The Official Saviours of All Things F***ed Up and Broken Down (PC Techs unite!!)
146   EDIT Jes this lab has a funny smell...it smells like goats to me. (As said to Jes about the computer lab at work)
145   EDIT Jes I love you. Stop licking me.
144   EDIT Jes You can have sex, but you can't have a nose picking...
143   EDIT Jes Tug boat with lips (Found on website, describing thingy in the soap they sell.)
141   EDIT Jes ...yeah, it's bad...especially now that we control the world... (As said to me by another Harris Employee)
135   EDIT Jes You know what we say here in America? F**k it!
134   EDIT Jes ...I'll just go to the bathroom before it and put a rubber chicken up my dress…
131   EDIT Mike I am in the Army so its hard to be able to do anything, I am currently discharging. (Sounds like a personal problem to me!)
130   EDIT Jes I have no vested interest in your testicles. (as told to one Mike Whaley.)
129   EDIT Ron If you ate nothing but possum your whole life, and then had some chicken, you would say, 'Hmm, tastes like possum.'
128   EDIT Mike Cool... I did twin Commanches and Navajos when I started!
127   EDIT Mike I think I can squeeze that one-twenty in between the cheeks. (You model airplane types will get this. The rest of you will simply think this guy was having some rather disturbing sexual problems!)
126   EDIT Mike I met somebody with a tongue like yours... all weird and pointy.
118   EDIT Jes My hovercraft is full of eels... again.
Fortune Cookies
ID CATEGORY FROM FORTUNE
422   EDIT Social Ron Think before sharing with others.
421   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
420   EDIT Predictions Ron You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.
419   EDIT AboutYou Ron You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
418   EDIT Romance Ron When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
417   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron You never know who you touch.
416   EDIT AboutYou Ron You always know the right times to be assertive or to simply wait.
415   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
414   EDIT Predictions Ron Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.
413   EDIT FriendsFamily Ron You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
412   EDIT Social Ron This is a good time to consider formally helping others.
410   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
409   EDIT AboutYou Ron You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
408   EDIT Money Ron A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes.
407   EDIT AboutYou Ron You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
406   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Keep up the good work. You will be rewarded.
405   EDIT AboutYou Ron You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
404   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Things are not always what they seem.
403   EDIT FriendsFamily Ron Share your insights with close friends.
402   EDIT Money Ron A good reputation is more valuable than money.
401   EDIT AboutYou Ron You need to reserve more time for yourself.
400   EDIT Social Ron It takes courage to admit fault.
399   EDIT AboutYou Ron You are unusually perceptive about those around you.
398   EDIT Predictions Ron Your realistic outlook will serve you well.
397   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron The truth will surface on its own.
396   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Don't let history control you.
394   EDIT Predictions Mike A new project will enliven your conversation.
393   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Suppose you can get what you want...
392   EDIT Work Mike You are soon going to change your present line of work.
391   EDIT Predictions Mike You will receive a surprising gift very soon.
390   EDIT Travel Mike Take a vacation, you will have unexpected gains.
389   EDIT Predictions Mike You will be awarded some great honor.
388   EDIT Predictions Mike Your determination will bring you much success.
387   EDIT AboutYou Mike Others admire your sensitivity.
386   EDIT Romance Mike There's a good chance of a romantic encounter soon.
385   EDIT Predictions Mike Good things are coming to you in due course of time.
384   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Happy life is just in front of you.
383   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike It tastes sweet.
382   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike A diversity of friends is a credit to your flexible nature.
381   EDIT Social Mike If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.
380   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike When you gather all your resources together, Goals are accomplished.
379   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike It is better to deal with problems before they arise.
378   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The weather is wonderful.
377   EDIT AboutYou Mike You will be of good comfort.
376   EDIT Social Mike There is no greater wisdom than kindness.
375   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike This is really a lovely day. Congratulations!
374   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike You are the center of every group's attention.
373   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first.
372   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have tasted the bitterness as well as the sweetness of coffee.
371   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are a person of strong sense of duty.
370   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
369   EDIT Predictions Mike If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
368   EDIT Social Mike Your example will inspire others.
367   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
366   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
365   EDIT Predictions Mike You will make change for the better.
364   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Today it's up to you to create the peacefulness you long for.
363   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are full of hopes about your future.
362   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you.
361   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Adversity is the test for strong men.
360   EDIT Travel Mike A new environment makes all the difference in the world.
359   EDIT AboutYou Mike The secret to staying young is good health, and lying about your age.
358   EDIT AboutYou Mike You love challenge.
357   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike You will be successful in anything relating to sports.
356   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike A wise man turns chance into good fortune.
355   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.
354   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The sun is new each day.
353   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike A happy and harmonious family is important to you.
352   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Reflect on yourself before anyone can look down on you.
351   EDIT AboutYou Mike Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go!
350   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Your family is one of nature's masterpieces.
349   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Now is the time to try something new.
348   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and soul devout.
347   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Never take yes for you answer.
346   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
345   EDIT Predictions Mike The path of life shall lead upwards for you.
344   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Very often you cannot help thinking of somebody.
343   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people.
342   EDIT Predictions Mike Doors will be opening for you in many areas of your life.
341   EDIT Travel Mike Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation.
340   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike You achieve great peace of mind when you talk with an old friend.
339   EDIT Romance Mike Romance moves you in a new direction.
338   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Your success will astonish everyone.
337   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Failure is the mother of success.
336   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Concentrate in what you want and you will win.
335   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are the center of every group's attention.
334   EDIT AboutYou Mike People are attracted by your delicate features.
333   EDIT Work Mike It is quality rather than quantity that matters. Do a good job.
332   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Smile when you are ready.
331   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike It is easier to resist in the beginning than in the end.
330   EDIT Money Mike You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
329   EDIT Predictions Mike An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid.
328   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Anyone can memorize things, but the important thing is to understand it.
327   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
326   EDIT AboutYou Mike You stand in your own light. Make it shine.
325   EDIT Predictions Mike Many pleasurable and memorable adventures are in store for you!
324   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Miracles happen every day.
323   EDIT Predictions Mike You future is sweet.
322   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Speaking well of others does you credit.
321   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.
320   EDIT AboutYou Mike You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
319   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
318   EDIT Money Ron It's nice to be remembered, but it's far cheaper to be forgotten.
316   EDIT AboutYou Mike Your principles mean more to you than any money or success.
312   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely.
311   EDIT AboutYou Ron Everyone agrees you are the best.
310   EDIT Social Mike For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous.
309   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Pleasure awaits your company.
308   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected.
307   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Promise only what you can deliver.
306   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike No one is happy who does not think himself so.
305   EDIT AboutYou Mike People are naturally attracted to you.
302   EDIT AboutYou Mike The skills you have gathered will one day come in handy.
301   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Someone can read your mind.
300   EDIT Travel Mike If you can't decide up or down try moving across.
295   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron What makes an apple fall to the ground?
294   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion.
293   EDIT Predictions Ron You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in.
291   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.
290   EDIT Work Mike You will be singled out for promotion.
289   EDIT AboutYou Mike You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
288   EDIT Predictions Mike When winter comes heaven will rain success on you.
287   EDIT AboutYou Mike Every friend joys in your success.
286   EDIT Predictions Mike You are going to have some new clothes.
285   EDIT Predictions Mike The current year will bring you much happiness.
284   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike You have a lively family.
283   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
282   EDIT Romance Mike Passionate new romance appears in your life when you least expect it.
281   EDIT Predictions Ron All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
280   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
275   EDIT AboutYou Mike Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook in life.
274   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
271   EDIT Romance Ron Great thoughts come from the heart.
270   EDIT AboutYou Mike Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you.
269   EDIT Travel Mike Adventure can be a real happiness.
268   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you.
267   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have the ability to analyse and solve any problem.
266   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Example is better than precept.
265   EDIT Health Mike Wish you a long life.
264   EDIT AboutYou Mike You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability.
263   EDIT Work Mike All your hard work will soon be paid off.
262   EDIT AboutYou Mike You will become more passionate and determined about your convictions.
261   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have a conscience, that is a gift of God.
260   EDIT Predictions Mike You will have no problems in your home.
259   EDIT Travel Mike Wish you a good journey.
252   EDIT Predictions Ron You will have a bright future.
251   EDIT AboutYou Ron You are gifted in many ways.
250   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Don't be over self-confident with your first impression on others.
249   EDIT AboutYou Ron Your love of music will be an important part of your life
248   EDIT Social Ron Everyone has the right to choose one's own lifestyle
247   EDIT Work Ron You'll get more secure and confident in your relationships with co-workers
243   EDIT AboutYou Mike Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness.
228   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The joyfulness of a man prolongs his day.
227   EDIT Travel Mike You are heading for a land of sunshine.
226   EDIT AboutYou Mike Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
222   EDIT Romance Mike Our first and last love is... Self-love.
221   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Love truth but pardon error.
214   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.
213   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Enjoy what you have! Never mind fame and power.
199   EDIT Social Mike If you continually give, you will continually have.
196   EDIT AboutYou Jes You will soon be honored by someone you respect.
195   EDIT AboutYou Ron Your future is as boundless as the lofty heaven.
194   EDIT AboutYou Mike People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.
190   EDIT AboutYou Ron You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
189   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron A good time to start something new.
187   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The courage to be great lies deep within each of us.
186   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are tasting the sweets of success.
185   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Your family is young, gifted and attractive.
184   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Don't be surprised by the emergence of undiscovered talents!
183   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
182   EDIT Predictions Mike Great acts of kindness will befall you in the coming months.
181   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike You should be of more tenderness and less aggressiveness.
180   EDIT AboutYou Mike The night life is for you.
179   EDIT Predictions Mike You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
177   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Everyone has ambitions.
176   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike It may be well to consult with others before taking unusual actions.
175   EDIT Work Mike Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need.
174   EDIT Social Mike There is not greater pleasure than seeing your lived (sic) ones prosper.
173   EDIT Money Mike You will become more and more wealthy.
172   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are talented in many ways.
171   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike The best mirror is a good friend.
170   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.
169   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Try it, you may like it.
168   EDIT AboutYou Mike You love life very much.
167   EDIT Travel Mike Maybe you can live on the moon in next century.
166   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Haste does not bring success.
165   EDIT Money Mike In god we trust; all others must pay cash.
164   EDIT Predictions Mike You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
163   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Be assertive when decisive action is needed.
162   EDIT RandomAdvice Ron Delay is the antidote for anger.
161   EDIT Predictions Ron Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for the whole lifetime.
158   EDIT Romance Mike An unexpected relationship will become permanent.
155   EDIT Predictions Mike Good news will come to you by mail.
154   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Magnanimity will bring you universal respect.
153   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Find release from your cares, have a good time.
152   EDIT Predictions Jes Ideas you may believe are absurd ultimately lead to success!
151   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The best profit of future is the past.
150   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are contemplative and analytical by nature.
149   EDIT Romance Mike Love is the glue that holds together everything in the world.
148   EDIT Health Mike A smile is the most effective medicine.
147   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike There is no rose without a thorn.
142   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Depend on the predictability and steadiness of life to support you!
140   EDIT Romance Mike Alas! You are the apple of my eye.
139   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are never bitter, deceptive or petty.
138   EDIT Predictions Mike Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
137   EDIT Social Mike He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything.
136   EDIT Predictions Mike Happy news is on its way to you.
133   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are modest and courteous.
132   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike We will not know the worth of water till the well is dry.
122   EDIT Predictions Mike You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
121   EDIT AboutYou Mike You will never be last in line, you will always excel!
111   EDIT RandomAdvice Jes Don't be afraid to take a chance when the opportunity of a lifetime appears.
110   EDIT Romance Mike Tension builds up at home, watch your temper.
109   EDIT Romance Mike You are the guiding star of his existence.
108   EDIT Romance Mike You have a secret admirer, keep your eyes open.
107   EDIT Romance Mike The heart is wiser than the intellect.
106   EDIT Romance Mike There's a secret romance blooming! Go for it, in spite of your hesitation.
105   EDIT Romance Mike You are being tested in a relationship. Decisions need a cool head.
104   EDIT Romance Mike Look forward to a romantic evening.
103   EDIT Romance Mike Be patient with a mates mood swing.
102   EDIT Romance Mike Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
101   EDIT Romance Mike Treat your mate to a wild evening.
100   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Many new friends will be attracted to your friendly and charming ways.
99   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike The time is right to make new friends.
98   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike A small gift can bring joy to the whole family.
97   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you.
96   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Watch your relations with other people carefully, be reserved.
95   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike You will be reunited with old friends.
94   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Friends long absent are coming back to you.
93   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Allow a friend to lean on you.
92   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Be firm with relatives who interfere in your life.
91   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike A friend asks only for your time not your money.
90   EDIT FriendsFamily Mike Expect old friends to drop by.
89   EDIT Predictions Mike Your secret desire to completely change your life will manifest.
88   EDIT Predictions Mike The stars appear every night in the sky. All is well.
87   EDIT Predictions Mike May you have great luck.
86   EDIT Predictions Mike You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
85   EDIT Predictions Mike Your ideal are well within your reach.
84   EDIT Predictions Mike A pleasant surprise is in store for you.
83   EDIT Predictions Mike A nice cake is waiting for you.
82   EDIT Predictions Mike Your luck has been completely changed today.
81   EDIT Predictions Mike Your life will be happy and peaceful.
80   EDIT Predictions Mike You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
79   EDIT Predictions Mike You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier.
78   EDIT Predictions Mike There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
77   EDIT Predictions Mike You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
76   EDIT Predictions Mike Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you.
75   EDIT Predictions Mike Luck is in your near future... Look for a new opportunity in your life today.
74   EDIT Predictions Mike Your life will be happy and peaceful.
73   EDIT Predictions Mike Your critical insights can provide the stimulus for change.
72   EDIT Predictions Mike A cheerful letter or message in on its way to you.
71   EDIT Predictions Mike Attractive proposals will prove less than desirable.
70   EDIT Predictions Mike An outstanding opportunity will soon present itself to you.
69   EDIT Money Mike He who knows he has enough is rich.
68   EDIT Money Mike You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
67   EDIT Money Mike You will inherit a large sum of money.
66   EDIT Money Mike The small steps you take will ultimately bring you great fortune.
65   EDIT Health Mike Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
64   EDIT Health Mike The physician heals, nature makes well.
63   EDIT Health Mike Wish you a good health!
62   EDIT Health Mike You will enjoy good health.
61   EDIT Social Mike You believe in the goodness of mankind.
60   EDIT Social Mike Participate in a neighborhood event.
59   EDIT Social Mike You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.
58   EDIT Social Mike You are broad minded and socially active.
57   EDIT Travel Mike Traveling this year will bring your life into greater perspective.
56   EDIT Travel Mike You are heading in the right direction.
55   EDIT Travel Mike You are going to take a vacation.
54   EDIT Travel Mike You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business.
53   EDIT Travel Mike You are one of the people who "goes places in life."
52   EDIT Work Mike Take the credit when your boss finally notices.
51   EDIT Work Mike Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
50   EDIT Work Mike All your hard work will soon pay off.
49   EDIT Work Mike You will be successful in your career.
48   EDIT Work Mike You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
47   EDIT Work Mike A job promotion is in your future.
46   EDIT Work Mike You will be successful in your work.
45   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
44   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike You may have to be patient now - think, listen and heed signs.
43   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
42   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today.
41   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
40   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Nothing in the world is difficult if one sets his mind to it.
39   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Turn a deaf ear to gossip.
38   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
37   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
36   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.
35   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Answer just what the heart prompts you.
34   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike Idleness is the holiday of fools.
33   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike The world is a grand comedy to your sense of humor.
32   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.
31   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike In youth and beauty wisdom is rare.
30   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike What's a vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
29   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. (It can't spell either.)
28   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
27   EDIT RandomAdvice Mike A modest man never talks of himself.
26   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have at your command the wisdom of the ages.
25   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have an unusually magnetic personality.
24   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.
23   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
22   EDIT AboutYou Mike You have a yearning for perfection.
21   EDIT AboutYou Mike You love sports, horses and gambling but not to excess.
20   EDIT AboutYou Mike Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
19   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are sociable and entertaining.
18   EDIT AboutYou Mike Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical.
17   EDIT AboutYou Mike Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
16   EDIT AboutYou Mike Good things are being said about you.
15   EDIT AboutYou Mike You are the master of every situation.