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Original Stuff

My Favorite Tools
Using Dogs to Pick Friends
I'm a CIA Commu-Nazi
My Election Speech
Jes & Mike's Rules to Live By
My Near-Death Experience
Energy Compression Technology
Love Flies Past a Kiwi (PG-13)
I Want To Be YOUR Psychic Friend!!
The Famous Q.I.B.D.S.T.
Shrunken Heads R Us!
Mi©ro$oft vs. John Glenn
The Fortune Cookie Archives
Random Scary Phrases
Microsoft's End Anagrams

From Elsewhere

My Monkey's On Fire!!
The Ryan's Restaurant Revulsion (PG-13)
Are You Obsessed With Yes??
   (Music Section)

Boom, boom, acka lacka lacka boom...
The truth behind the evolution of man.




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